porknchives

Bash is the new Perl.

Tweeted at 12:55 am, March 22

Bio: I run part of the Internet, often from a well-lit bar.

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Bash is the new Perl.
Tweeted on March 22nd, 2013 12:55am
 
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Who shoves people on a half-empty noon express train? Fat teenaged black girls apparently. #stereotypes #what #sigh #noeyecontacteither
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 11:32am
 
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Nine cops at Nostrand Fulton A; new record.
Tweeted on March 19th, 2013 8:54pm
 
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sleet collects -> cabbies wreck; #midtown #lol
Tweeted on March 18th, 2013 8:29pm
 
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All hands.
Tweeted on March 17th, 2013 12:13am
 
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Siren: Noon brunch.
Tweeted on March 17th, 2013 12:13am
 
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The Internet, the surveillance state. http://t.co/EcKHIZ3zRz
Tweeted on March 16th, 2013 9:54pm
 
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Mind, blown: http://t.co/fzrTxdJgtV (and ${var:-default})
Tweeted on March 15th, 2013 4:48am
 
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Pope Francis' first toast: "May God forgive you."
Tweeted on March 14th, 2013 2:12am
 
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POPE
Tweeted on March 13th, 2013 2:25pm
 

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