Matt Johnson

Hello, Trader Joe's one block from my house. Goodbye, ever eating anything not from Trader Joe's.

Tweeted at 9:05 pm, May 21

Bio: I like programming and websites and news. They're okay.

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    Hello, Trader Joe's one block from my house. Goodbye, ever eating anything not from Trader Joe's.
    Tweeted on May 21st, 2012 9:05pm
     
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    OH [father consoling infant daughter as plane lands]: "See the water? See Puget Sound? That's where oysters come from!" [kid cries loudly]
    Tweeted on May 17th, 2012 10:23pm
     
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    Pro-tip: to receive huge grants as a scientist, do a study showing coffee, chocolate, alcohol etc is good for you. http://t.co/AXOMD9e1
    Tweeted on May 17th, 2012 1:32pm
     
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    Apparently it's no problem to tunnel under schools in Latino neighborhoods, but hands off Beverly Hills High School!
    Tweeted on May 17th, 2012 12:59am
     
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    I enjoy that Metro is willing to mock the Beverly Hills Unified's histrionics to the extent they deserve to be: http://t.co/KkcdNBMc
    Tweeted on May 17th, 2012 12:58am
     
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    Great. I'm being charged $50 to cancel one way of a two-way flight. That seem to fair to you? Fuck @AmericanAir.
    Tweeted on May 16th, 2012 4:48pm
     
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    So I assume the officer will now be tried for perjury? Hahaha, just kidding. http://t.co/CLp3gBEB
    Tweeted on May 16th, 2012 3:57pm
     
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    You know how transit signage in NYC and LA is often in both English and Spanish? Here's some signage from Detroit. http://t.co/ZPnjbCeo
    Tweeted on May 15th, 2012 12:07am
     
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    If you use Github, Linus Torvalds thinks you suck: https://t.co/MSeJatFI
    Tweeted on May 12th, 2012 2:33pm
     
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    TSA agent at my checkpoint just bragged about having processed both George Clooney and Mayor Villaraigosa earlier today.
    Tweeted on May 11th, 2012 3:45pm
     

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    Replies to @xmatt:

    • juliafangjuliafang: @xmatt clearly you need to lose some extra weight.
    • zebezebe: @xmatt Dude, pick up some of that Pepper Plant sauce next to it though. It's da bomb.
    • mollyhartmanmollyhartman: @xmatt cool picture of your finger bro
    • nikkiananikkiana: @xmatt turns out it was the pizza goat http://t.co/2zQAQl2s
    • fiyinfiyin: @xmatt That's how I felt at the end of Walking Dead S2. This is probably more important though. :)
    • mollyhartmanmollyhartman: @xmatt yeah I would go to that store
    • juliafangjuliafang: @xmatt haha, was this overheard through your apartment window? people seem to have many deep conversations outside your apartment.
    • mollyhartmanmollyhartman: @xmatt I'm concerned that you're a little too focused on the logistical details of Pete Campbell's move to Connecticut.

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