Matt Haber

@Metlandia Simpson thought "Discipline & Punish" was a dating manual.

Tweeted at 3:54 pm, March 21

Bio: Matt Haber has written for The New York Times, The New York Observer, and Esquire, among other publications.

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@Metlandia Simpson thought "Discipline & Punish" was a dating manual.
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 3:54pm
 
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@Awl Should we retweet our tweets about it, too?
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 3:34pm
 
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@oliverburkeman A small, bad thing.
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 2:55pm
 
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How has no one done a slideshow of this Lululemon debacle yet? (Or have they?) Eyes on the prize, people! http://t.co/zO4JINiCVN
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 2:51pm
 
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@joxfeld You forgot life coaching.
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 2:37pm
 
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@joxfeld Deep cut. Where's Jay Forman nowadays anyway?
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 2:25pm
 
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Thai beaches overrun by monkeys. http://t.co/1HXazrN2ka cc: @joegarden, @HawthorneStBlog #monkeynews
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 2:15pm
 
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Suppose they gave a mommy war and nobody came? http://t.co/rDmCmeWJce
Tweeted on March 21st, 2013 11:15am
 
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@danielradosh @alexheard "That thieving skank!" What Gilbert & Sullivan lyric is that from?
Tweeted on March 20th, 2013 4:32pm
 
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@alexheard @danielradosh Billy Bragg? http://t.co/eTqJfUlrB4
Tweeted on March 20th, 2013 4:27pm
 

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  • joxfeldjoxfeld: @Matthaber Solution = monkeyfishing, obviously.
  • joxfeldjoxfeld: @Matthaber Pending bar admission in California? Fly fishing in Pennsylvania? Store clerk in Michigan? Reviewing theater for Tablet?
  • joxfeldjoxfeld: @Matthaber $20,000 speeches on journalism ethics?