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Bio: J. Nicole Jones is an M.F.A. candidate in creative nonfiction at Columbia University. Her work has appeared on the Harper's Magazine website among other places.
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the only cure for lenctenadle is more coffee
Tweeted on March 20th, 2013 5:24pm
the only cure for lenctenadle is more coffee
Tweeted on March 20th, 2013 5:24pm
what is this snow and npr only talked about basketball and dead babies all day #harrumph
Tweeted on March 18th, 2013 8:36pm
wrote a note on my hand before falling asleep & woke up with "ykrog no vohkehc" in blue ink on my cheek.
Tweeted on February 25th, 2013 9:07am
day two of my brother explaining why he decided to artificially inseminate his dog went exactly the same as day one.
Tweeted on February 24th, 2013 2:55pm
overwhelmed by number of toothpaste choices in the drugstore aisle
Tweeted on February 23rd, 2013 12:20pm
just googled "Cinnabon." it was work related. #iswear
Tweeted on February 22nd, 2013 7:13pm
@jetsetjunta out of hand afternoon
Tweeted on February 21st, 2013 3:23pm
why is Gary Stewart stuck in my head?
Tweeted on February 21st, 2013 2:04pm
sadly not a Kirk-Spock fan-fiction romance http://t.co/Wo96YelV
Tweeted on February 20th, 2013 9:29am
Replies to @jnicolejones:
jetsetjunta: @jnicolejones Because Gary Stewart is the best: http://youtu.be/D9893od03Sc- jetsetjunta: @jnicolejones Take it easy, there. http://t.co/3LXEAGizRZ
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