Capital New York

People extolling the merits of women with large breasts or well-endowed men.

Women who complain about all the good ones being gay or taken.

buys @wolfpuppy a plush spider toy except it's not plush it's full of cactus needles wolfpuppy is still happy he's s real friend

walks to school sees @famouscrab on monkey bars stares from lofted perch "go ahead and judge me, for no one can take this high place" runs

Enjoy today. You're going to be reliving it over and over until you learn something poignant about life. #dontdriveangry

My body is a prison for my soul. Three hots and a cot, motherfucker!

I'm not an internet bully. I just point out people's stupidity for them. Relentlessly. Until they cry. And commit suicide.

RT @ZachBroussard I'm sure there's some type of transportation that can take Don Cornelius' soul to heaven. // The power of prayer

Q: Why did the spider go on the internet? A: It didn't "go on the internet" it just crawled into the keyboard.

True narcissists include common misspellings of their name in Google alerts.