On S.N.L., milk-chugging Romney and perma-smile Obama react to Election Night
Taran Killam, as Matt Romney: "Paul Ryan is doing feats of strength in the drawing room…"
Jason Sudekis, as Mitt Romney: "Yeah, well, I'd like to see him carry Wisconsin."
Jay Pharaoh as Obama: "This election was yours to lose. Eight percent unemployment, $5 gas. I even gave you a one-debate head start. And I mean on top of that, I'm black. But you still couldn't take me out."
And: "You don't want to talk about immigration reform? Okay. The number of older white men in this country is shrinking. Meanwhile, a Hispanic gay woman is born every eight seconds. Aaaand there's another one. Welcome to America baby Juanita. One more vote for me."